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BeviViolation #10: Getting The Last Sip Of Red Bull While Driving
Posted by bombevi in BeviViolation on January 21st, 2010
(this vehicle is moving)
I know how addicting Red Bull is and how slamming one while driving can really get you in the zone, but the fact that getting the last sip of that delicious drink while your car is moving requires you to tilt your head all the way back for about 2 seconds is dangerous and a BeviViolation.
So next time, pull it over or wait until the next stop. If you have a weird thing like I do where you think the last sip becomes undrinkable if you don’t attack it immediately, get over it.
*contributed by BevCEO
BeviViolation #9: Tipped Over Food and Beverage Cart
Posted by bombevi in BeviViolation, Seen on the Streets on July 12th, 2009
If you’re running one of the many food and beverage carts in the city, check your tow hitch to make sure it’s not going to snap when you’re making a right turn on Tillary St. This cart straight snapped off the back of the shitty astro van that was pulling it and tipped over, spilling all kinds of sodas and punch into the street. I sadly watch it flow down the hill, never to hit the lips of thirsty new yorkers.
*contributed by BevCEO
BeviViolation #8: Abandoned, Spilt Coffee on the Subway
Posted by bombevi in BeviViolation, Coffee on June 27th, 2009
In my last second effort, almost missing my stop, to document this total asshole bevi move, I committed a photography violation by putting my finger over the lens.
But, let’s talk about how asshole it is to leave half a coffee on the subway so that it spills and runs all the way down the car, making the floor sticky and unable to rest heavy bags on. First of all, you just shouldn’t abandon half-full beverage on ANY moving thing. Also, it is nearly impossible to exit a subway station without passing at least 4 garbage bins.
I bet this ignorant jerk was like, “I’m way the hell out in Queens! Who cares?!” It’s the same as peeing in a jacuzzi, or farting in an elevator, or just disrespecting shit. Don’t do it!
*contributed by BevCEO
BeviViolation #7: Tree Well Bevi
Posted by bombevi in BeviViolation, Seen on the Streets on May 28th, 2009
Poor choice of littering. Putting your empty or even worse, half full bevi in the tree well is a sneaky, dick move not unlike wiping a booger underneath your desk or a persons couch. If you see this happening yell, “That’s not a trash can, dude!”
BeviViolation #6: Payphone Bevi
Posted by bombevi in BeviViolation, Seen on the Streets on April 5th, 2009
This is SO UNFAIR to whoever wants to use this phone.
*contributed by Bevi Chase
BeviViolation #5: Bumper Bevi
Posted by bombevi in BeviViolation, Seen on the Streets on April 1st, 2009
Bevi Violation alert!
You can’t leave a bevi, especially a glass bottle, on the back bumper of your car or truck and then start motoring down the road. This isn’t as egregious as leaving a bevi on a roof, but still…you’re freaking the people driving behind you out!
BeviViolation #4: Empty 6-Pack Carton in the Fridge
Posted by bombevi in BeviViolation on March 31st, 2009
Opening the fridge and finding an empty 6-pack carton is like getting
an empty box on Christmas. I would rather just have never known there
was beer.
*contributed by Bev Midler (the wind beneath your Red Bull’s wings)!
BeviViolation #3: Dangerous Placement of a Finished Bevi
Posted by bombevi in BeviViolation, Seen on the Streets on March 26th, 2009
I’m guessing some bored, jerk teenager precariously placed this empty glass bottle on top of this thin metal fence as some sort of booby trap. I bet they hoped to come back the next day and see it shattered on either side of the fence, but their hopes will be dashed as I removed it. It could fall on a baby’s head or something! Bevi Violation!
BeviViolation #2: Ignorant placement of many beverages
Posted by bombevi in BeviViolation on March 17th, 2009
If you surprise your friend by piling the cache of beverages you got from a film set on the couch, make sure there isn’t a bunch of ice stuck between the drinks that will melt and provide you with a riddle as to how there are no leaky drinks and so much wetness on the couch and floor. This is pretty bad Bevi Violation.
BeviViolation #1: Soda left open in the fridge over night
Posted by bombevi in BeviViolation on March 16th, 2009
If you’re gonna leave an open soda in the fridge to keep it cold, you have to drink it within 45 minutes of placing it in there. Leaving it overnight so that it gets all flat and nasty tasting is a Bevi Violation!
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