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BeviViolation #10: Getting The Last Sip Of Red Bull While Driving
Posted by bombevi in BeviViolation on January 21st, 2010
(this vehicle is moving)
I know how addicting Red Bull is and how slamming one while driving can really get you in the zone, but the fact that getting the last sip of that delicious drink while your car is moving requires you to tilt your head all the way back for about 2 seconds is dangerous and a BeviViolation.
So next time, pull it over or wait until the next stop. If you have a weird thing like I do where you think the last sip becomes undrinkable if you don’t attack it immediately, get over it.
*contributed by BevCEO
BeviViolation #8: Abandoned, Spilt Coffee on the Subway
Posted by bombevi in BeviViolation, Coffee on June 27th, 2009
In my last second effort, almost missing my stop, to document this total asshole bevi move, I committed a photography violation by putting my finger over the lens.
But, let’s talk about how asshole it is to leave half a coffee on the subway so that it spills and runs all the way down the car, making the floor sticky and unable to rest heavy bags on. First of all, you just shouldn’t abandon half-full beverage on ANY moving thing. Also, it is nearly impossible to exit a subway station without passing at least 4 garbage bins.
I bet this ignorant jerk was like, “I’m way the hell out in Queens! Who cares?!” It’s the same as peeing in a jacuzzi, or farting in an elevator, or just disrespecting shit. Don’t do it!
*contributed by BevCEO
BeviViolation #4: Empty 6-Pack Carton in the Fridge
Posted by bombevi in BeviViolation on March 31st, 2009
Opening the fridge and finding an empty 6-pack carton is like getting
an empty box on Christmas. I would rather just have never known there
was beer.
*contributed by Bev Midler (the wind beneath your Red Bull’s wings)!
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